You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. DONKEY: Wait a minute. But you only look like this at night. Donkey, unable to grab on, falls off but Shrek catches him by the tail. Your flying days are over. (bounces and sways the bridge), SHREK: Oh, I'm sorry. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. You know what else? FIONA: And what of my groom-to-be? Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. MERRYMEN: That's bad. All is quiet and Fiona is nowhere to be seen. DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. Too quiet. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. (Drops from the log. SHREK: Yeah, sorry, lady. When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. You'll beg for death to save you! You got something in your eye? I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until -- Hey, no, wait. He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. Before sunset. What are you doing? SHREK: Who's hungry? GUARDS: Two! Suddenly the pulley comes loose and Shrek starts falling. (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) DONKEY: I'm gonna die. DONKEY: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) DONKEY: It's very spooky in here. One? FARQUAAD: I will have order! Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. FIONA: It'll take that long? They take off, soaring through the clouds and to Duloc. DONKEY: Princess? T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. I'd step all over it. Two! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 20% Off with code OUTDOORSALE Hood brings Fiona's hand to his chest, and then carpets Fiona's arms with kisses as she pulls back in disgust. MONSIEUR HOOD: Break it down. SHREK: Yeah, right before they burst into flames! "Shrek" was widely praised by critics and went on to . Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona away. You're not coming home with me. Bye-bye. Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. Just let me off, please! The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. total of 15.5ish hours. Shrek, I'm gonna die. Right? Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. (to Donkey) You! Me, me! Your future awaits you. FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? Its 37000 characters no spaces lll try and find it. Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. Captain, round up some guests! DONKEY: Okay, okay. SHREK: Stop singing! SHREK: Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me? SHREK: All right! Next! Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. Move it along. She said I was ugly! That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. They gaze up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations to Donkey. The Merry Man shoots an arrow at Fiona but she ducks out of the way. DONKEY: Oh, my God! And it is lovely! (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Shrek turns, takes note of the princess and walks across the room over to her. No, no! FIONA: Sure. Dragon sits on a floor littered with a horde of gold coins and jewels. Three? I don't give permission to-- hey! I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. FIONA: Sunset?! Suddenly he hears a far out yell from Shrek. DONKEY: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. Shrek pauses to look around and heads for a set of wooden doors. Donkey drops to the floor to avoid another fireball, which manages to singe the tuft of his tail. Shrek: You're bothering me. FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! All except for one with an image of Farquaad on it, which Dragon breaks with her fist. Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. SHREK: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. I wanted to show you before. FIONA: Donkey! Shrek runs inside without catching Donkey, who hits the ground hard. SHREK: No! Tell me or I'll(he grabs one of Gingy's gumdrop buttons). SHREK: Oh! Now I really see what's goin' on here. Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! Shrek picks him up and throws him over his shoulder, and the three continue on their journey. I'll find those stairs. You're amazing. In the center of a stadium-like arena, Duloc Knights are gathered as a large crowd of citizens watches on from the stands. (Get spooked and gasps) 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. You're letting her get away! Perched on a rock pinnacle, it was surrounded by a terrifying lake of molten lava. Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. FIONA: I am (smiling) awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. DONKEY: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. They sprint as fast as they can out of the castle and onto the rickety bridge as Dragon breathes a huge fireball behind them. I'm too young for you to die! Shrek's ugly 24/7. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees melike this. That is a nice boulder. Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. Shrek dodges the fire and runs away, leaping over several rows of chains. A group of birds drapes a cloak made of flowers around Shrek's shoulders, much to his annoyance. FIONA: "By night one way, by day another." DONKEY: You know, I do too. You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? Very clean. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. I like that. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. DONKEY: Shrek there's something about her you don't know. They gaze into each other's eyes longingly. Donkey catches up to them. SHREK: No, no! DONKEY: Don't feel bad, Princess. The mice featured in the musical have style and energy, singing together as a trio. SHREK: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights. Take a look at me. When he reaches the table we see that he is too short to see above it. SHREK: Ah! Farquaad seems confused but watches on silently. 3. She begins backing up toward the windmill. Shrek crashes through the roof of the tallest tower and into Fiona's room. Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. Now come on! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." SHREK: Hey! Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! You're-- You're--. FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. You were saying? You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! He does. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. All right then. Donkey steps outside and talks to himself. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Not by some ogre and hihihis pet. Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. Shrek: Just with each other. Well then who was she talking about? 26m. Here I go. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? Dark clouds block out the blue sky above them. then I ate some rotten berries. Hapaya! A clever amalgamation of wry adult comedy and bucolic, kid-friendly whimsy, it put a twist on the fairytale format with outrageous trope-smashing characters, a catchy soundtrack . I'm supposed to be beautiful. DONKEY: (Nervously to himself) Okay, don't look down. I just-- I just --. SHREK: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom. WOODEN PEOPLE: Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town / Here we have some rules let us lay them down / Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine / Duloc is perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your face / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is perfect place. . SHREK: No? I got a great idea! MONSIEUR HOOD: Please, monster! (jumps down to the table). No way. Shrek is sitting at the dinner table when he hears a sound outside. Shrek stops laughing. DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better. Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merrymen pop out from the bushes. Just, just call me old-fashioned. Shrek 2: Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon. Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . This horrible, ugly beast! How about that? DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! Can you forgive me? Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. This is not dignified! What's your name? SHREK Got ya. Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. Kick it to the curb. DONKEY: I dunno, Shrek. FIONA: Well then why didn't he come rescue me? Come on! Bee Movie (Script) Lyrics According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Turn! Cakes have layers. Shrek grabs Donkey in one arm and then grabs Princess Fiona, who has wandered into the room, with the other arm as he runs past her. Can't you see I'm a little busy here? People of Duloc! Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. Back in the clearing, Shrek is laying on the ground facedown, while Fiona stands over him, using both hands to try to remove the arrow. FIONA: No! DONKEY: Hey, wait. And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. SHREK: (sigh) Okay, fine. No. Fiona, still up in the tree, looks down. Come on, baby. She thinks I'm a steed. I didn't invite them. I-It's very late. Two! Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Donkey leans over him. I sure as heck ain't no coward. FIONA: Well, yesbut I don't understand. I ain't playing no games. The group comes to a river with no path across, though it is clearly shallow enough to walk over. - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 GORDER: (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed. FIONA: But we have to savor this moment! She breathes a sigh of relief. Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. Actually, it's quite good on toast. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" We'll never make it in time. There's so much to do! You are ugly. What's he like? He stands up with a huff. DONKEY: Hmm? Hey, wait a minute! That's bad! Calm down! Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. Shrek jumps over and approaches the bridge, with Donkey joining in behind him. FIONA: Oh, now you wanna talk? THELONIUS: Three! The mascot runs into a wall and knocks himself out. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed. Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Shrek sighs in frustration and then begins pushing his way through the ropes. SHREK: Love me? They reach the top of the climb and hoist themselves up and over the ridge. Your welcome is officially worn out! Donkey reappears ahead of him, dangling from a felled log. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. She lands with a back flip in front of Shrek and Donkey. Soft music plays in the background. -Please, don't turn me in. SHREK: Oh! After a brief silence, Shrek comes up of the outhouse. Bouncy gameshow music begins to play. That'll do. SHREK: Yeah. DONKEY: Yeah, right, brimstone. (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. DONKEY: You are mean to me! FIONA: I need to find somewhere to camp-now! Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? DONKEY: (as he's done singing and we fade to black) Oh, that's funny. SHREK: She wasn't talking about me? Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. DONKEY: Look, you love this woman, don't you? japanese kids landscape minimal mortal mouth muppet natural nerd nice night nose octopus original outer space parody patterned people pet pink plant popular rainbow romantic . But I like you anyway. He's ready to talk. DONKEY: I don't even wanna hear it. I don't wanna go back there! FIONA: Hey, wait. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! This way! Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. It's preposterous! DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. SHREK: It's quiet. FARQUAAD: (stepping forward) That's enough. PUSS Okay. You are what you eat, I said. You're, uhuhehdifferent. DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. Shrek and Fiona are both startled out of their moment. DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? Fiona quickly rips the arrow out of Shrek's butt with one great pull. Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. FIONA: I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. Ah! DONKEY: Let me get this straight. Several of the characters from the movie made their way into the musical, but that doesn't mean they all stayed the same. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear. Come on, give it up for Snow White! Shouldn't we stop to make camp? (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You wanna do this right, don't you? SHREK: Oh, hey! Shrek walks in another direction. Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. Shrek is walking towards the windmill with a sunflower in his hand, talking to himself. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 5. He hears a huge ripping sound and looks over at Fiona, who has torn the bark off of a tree with her bare hands. Taken aback, Shrek drops Donkey and begins walking after Fiona. No one likes a kiss ass. SHREK: Wait a second. It wasn't no brimstone. Lord Farquaad? DONKEY: You know what? See?! You know what? Hey! (laughs). Now -- now remove your helmet. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Oh! Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. Shrek sits down on the steps of the windmill and faces Fiona. FARQUAAD: Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me--for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can landetc. You're great pals, aren't ya? (chuckles). Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. SHREK: (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside! SHREK: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? Let's go! SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. SHREK: Okay, fine. Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! FARQUAAD: Okay, okay, uh number three! Shrek suddenly lets go of the branch, tripping Donkey over, and he walks away. Whoa! Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. 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