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The controller stops working and the screen is black.) Alright. Ive got everything I need, a camera, a flashlight(Summoning courage) Im going to find him, okay? Genre: Dramatic. He would smash them on the counter and curse at her. Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how should we you think if we----. Hes typing!! Maybe move your screen back a little? Id give anything to trade bodies with them. This just isnt fair. Everyone holds me up to her standards. Brave man he is, most of the townsfolk are too scared to even go near our stone beasts. Weeks of messages from people I love dearly went unanswered. Who really wants to know that much about the 13th president of the US? (Turns across) Look, Im gonna be honest. So, tell me is the darkness safe or dangerous? Its time to go to bed. Third Place Winner! After he left the room I was stunned. You'll see. By: Liam Cantin, Age 12, Quebec, Canada Description: A middle aged dog is determined to not like babiesEspecially not the one his human parents have brought home. That was definitely a costly mistake. He told me that in elementary school all the kids poked at him for being short. I ought unachievable. He said he still loved me, he just didnt want to be tied down anymore and mom, I respect that and were still friends. First Place Winner! Even though it wasnt part of my route, I ran right over to the parking lot and sat down outside the gates. Id been humiliated, and there was no way I was grocery shopping after all that. In the Winnie-the-Pooh books, Eeyore is a miserable, pessimistic donkey who spends his time wallowing around his riverbank, worrying and complaining. I mean, shrimp? You know what they say; if you cant handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. That was never a problem, because I didnt want to go a single day without my Tiger by my side. Second Place Winner! [Christopher Robin] Look! I think all of this brainstorming has earned me a visit with some of my good friends: Ben and Jerry. By: Isabelle Bidal, Age 18, Ontario, Canada Description: A young teenager struggles with their appearance and clothing Genre: Dramatic. But for the earthy humans you realize how cruel this life can be, so you just do your best to get by. And I know one step is all it would take for me to finally, truly fly. I read because of the people I could be.Now that I think about it, Ive never actually had an original thought. And help yourself, Pooh. And after, you follow the river of job, money, family, mistakes, money, good stories, retirement money, money and then some more money, then you have grandkids and die. I hear them talking about how inspirational her story is. On a separate occasion, you were laying down, I was tickling your hair. Howd I wind up here? The morning sky was clear, not a cloud could be seen for miles. To get to space, first I had to go seventeen-thousand-five-hundred miles per hour. Oh man. By: Thalia O., Lakewood, CA, USA, Age 16 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedy Description: A teen shows off an ability to read minds. So many grim faces, so many doctors, so many treatments. I have done that before. Mostly I wanted somebody with a degree and a license to confirm my lifelong sneaking suspicion that I do have clinical depression. Some of my skills include speed stacking, using candy to locating lost children, and peeling the smiley sticker off first try, no tear! Well. Have fun preparing for your . Ive heard about shark attacks, but they never really scared medidnt seem real. I really want to go outside. Admit it, Im prettier than every single one of you. Thats racist, but you never realise that until youre older. In the meantime, Im just numb. Video games again? What am I supposed to do? No! You know, just to ask them a few questions like wheres the nearest hardware store, oh and if Theo has any cameras at his house. (Tosses back wallet.) Why do you do this to our family Lord? A little bit gross. That means goodbye. Get the T-shirt. So, Im just saying maybe asking me how I feel isnt the best approach. When I get to four hunderd, Im headin north. If I do one thing wrong everybody is going to notice, and laugh at me, and Im going to be so embarrassed. I think its funny, they know I dont have anywhere to be. Obnoxious boy pauses a moment and then says, Fine. Itll just melt! All Im asking is that you try to live a life without her. He never did. Rabbit: That's a very good idea! )Do you hear that? In fact, I think we should see other people. Thats why I really appreciate it when teachers go out of their way to talk to me privately when Im struggling with something, like you are now. This reminds me of the party we once gave my great uncle Robert. What? I put my life on the line for this! Hes pretty good at name-calling. Starts again in announcer voice.) I could be playing Marco Polo with my sister in the evening, still doused in chlorine from the days practice. Thats unfortunate because my cat really wants to come with me on the blimp. By:Lillian Orr, Age 12, South Carolina, USA Gender:Female Genre:Dramatic Description:Snow White explains her predicament to the seven dwarves. There are numerous examples of this technique at play within Poem by Eeyore. Im scared one day Ill be the one that gets hit. Ive never gotten any recognition, so clearly, I must not be doing anything right. Winnie the Pooh lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Sanders, which means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and he lived under it. I had gone outside to bring my bicycle in before it rained. It is not you, it is me. NOW. (Fumbles around in near darkness.) We have been through thick and thin, (and angel hair) fighting our adversaries and overcoming hurdle after hurdle. Ugh. Were blood. I mean when was the last time I went to the park? Genre: Dramatic, Her life didnt go as planned but no one will ever understand I wish I could have held her hand and told her everything was going to be ok Because she always lived in pain Yet she never complained I saw that face she made whenever she heard that name Because she remembered that day And tried to hold in that pain That felt like rain And she tried to play the same But she knew it wasnt going away Until she coped with the pain and let the pain heal itself away She is very inspiring to me From what I see Because everyone left her all alone With no place to go No one knows what shes been through on the inside Because she hides what she feels Too afraid to reveal People might judge her But they dont know her like I do And what shes been through So dont judge someone without knowing them on the inside And what theyve been through, First Place Winner! In the middle of my inspirational speech. Willy nilly silly old bear [Christopher Robin] What a pity! My personal favorite is greed. Nothing on his face, like it was incapable of emotion. (Pause) When I look around and realize that the world hasnt come to an end yet and the buildings around me are still standing and people are still living, thats what I realize what I have to do: get out of bed, throw away the crumbled junk food wrappers along with the tear-soaked tissues, and put on my best clothes and go out and live. Much nicer than the rest of me., The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one., The sky has finally fallen. Eeyore: If I decide to practice the slight movement from right to left or left to right, it's nobody's business but my own. I raced down to the basement and huddled with my sister. Im keeping it! Do you know how it makes a little girl feel to see her parents fade away? He was still in his football uniform. The world is cruel. Some girls like to think that they can be special snowflakes, but theyre all idiots! Is I'm the only one. Turns out someone wanting to rob a bank with you does NOT coincide with getting married and having kids. The best seller of the year! Its not fair. I think I was like four or five. Structure of Poem by Eeyore. But, Rickys not as sand paper rough as he comes off. (yelling) Jackson! Parker Movie Watch Online, You dont care about me, and youre never there when I need you. I think shes trying to get me to snap at her so she can talk to me. These two students ran in, a guy and a girl, and the girl was calling for the librarian saying that the boy that was with her had been shot. Now just take your hands off the gun and put them on the table where I can see them or the watch gets it. [Piglet] Yes, oops. Third Place Winner! No, were elves, and we have rights! We were driving along laughing and joking. A blanket of obscurity. Do you REALLY want those back? My Junior year I hired someone to take the SAT for me. Anywho, being invisible actually benefited me. I did not just accidentally send a text to Sky about the fact that I have a crush on Gaston. Oh, Sadako. Well, live and learn. <> He had just reached the ripe old age of one hundred and three, although of course he'd only admit to 97. Its garbage night. Yes, Im stressed out, and maybe Ive been a little emotional lately. He claimed that Jenny was his science partner and that Mrs. Switzer was his piano teacher. But really, whats the point? Look, I really have to tell you this. [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. [Piglet] Oh help, help! It is way deep. Exhales to calm herself.) I heard about this kid over at West Union High who was a real nobody, and then one day, he jumped onto a moving train and now, like all the girls are after him, and its like hes some kind of daredevil superhero. Its all Greek to me! Just a small helping, if you please? Oh, thats the end of our session? [Scornfully] I have witnessed first-hand how vile men can act in times of war and tyranny all in hopes of their survival, and possible glory. Thats mine. (pause) Ok, fine. So, if you do want a job here you will have to make an oath that you will never step foot in a Bath and Body Works ever again. I am so excited! The day started off like any normal day. Its almost like youre always doing something that needs apologizing for. I talked to her. Well, imagine this. Theyre just statues, now. No, Periodthe meeting is not over. T I double Ga eR. I just single handedly went from town to town playing my flute and had an army of rats following me. No presidents no emperors, us kids. I said I wasnt hungry. Do you want to get into college or not!? Who knew It could be so fun? Martin, Ive never seen a cat so friendly. To make yeast, you ferment sugar found in fruits, like grapes. Windslow is my 80-year-old husband. You may trod me in the very dirt but still I rise. And we will speak out on what is being done to us and we will make change. For the Student Council, I mean. Oh well. One thing is for sure, when I grow up, Im not going to be like them. I reached down to grip the source of the pain bloodI looked to my left, and the boy with blue eyes had let go of my hand, and was instead gripping his stomach, he was bleeding too, and he was pleading with the shooter begging for his life. Listen, ye squirrely would-be crookit dunnot work the way ya think. Just as well, I guess. [Tigger] Heffalumps and Woozles, Heffalumps and Woozles steal honey, beware, beware! People come and go in this Forest, and they say, 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.'". By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah USA Description: Mother Nature goes to therapy. Ive been doing it all my life; its not a great trait to have. Eeyore: Thank you, Pooh, but we can't all, and some of us don't. Everyone thinks about it at one time or another. No? Youre so kind and supportive of me. Or ten. I mean he makes us wear these ridiculous Pinnocchio outfits and sing while we work, while he sits on his big fat butt watching the weather channel. Jane Eyre Monologue. With you? I'm self aware. First of all, I cleaned my room from top to bottom, and its so clean, you could eat off the floor! And the point is just to have fun, right? I just said to myself coming along thinking and wondering if you had such a thing as a umm, such a thing Christopher, a as a balloon about you? A hunting trophy. Ricky was the bees knees, even though he was a lil too old for us high school girls. (looks around) Where am I? My mind rushes with thoughts as I picture a nice warm home with bedrooms, a kitchen, Baos, todo. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. Saying hi on the way to class. But just to fill the time, I guess Ill go ahead and tell you another reason why Im eligible. (Girl being calm) Uh, cool. And another thing, chocolate is poisonous to dogs! You stayed up late with me looking at the stars. How was my day? Two words: brown shoes. By: Oren S., Age 15, Pennsylvania, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student complains about having to write a monologue. She takes the act out of actress. Fine she- (turns around and starts to talk to the friend but stops themselves and turns back around) Did you see that? Or in the water, swimming my heart out. Silly old me. We ran out of money and he was calling, begging, his voice thick as honey. I am tired of being cooped up, but I cant help it. The beautiful woman I was going to marry one day standing there just in her beauty alone. (Beat) What? Christopher Robin, you never can tell with bees. The man I knew was short-tempered, distant and narcissistic. He hated to talk in it, hated to write it, hated to listen to it. You wouldnt want me to lose my job, would you? Like eighty? One who was obsessed with VSCO, the other who would not stop making TikToks, and lastly one who actually went to bed on time. Dear diary, A lot happened today, so get ready. Oh fudgesicles. Why is the second hand on that clock moving so slowly? Ill have no escape. Oh no. Cacao. What happened to us? We belong together forever. It started to become annoying and time consuming, I didnt stop; I simply just took a break. No, he isnt, and neither are you. "Being grown up," it said to itself, "there is no hurry. [Pooh] With me! I made a lot of new friends in Middle School, some that I still have all the way to now, in high school. Gross. Then theyre like Oh, you can just wear high heels which is great advice because I love wearing shoes that make my feet feel like theyre on fire. Amber is a young woman living in Los Angeles. Ill stop at nothing to get you what you want. (turns to back and looks really annoyed, then yells) Im not talking to you! The other day I saw him hugging another girl. By:Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student finds an extra credit science assignment is going horribly wrong as overgrown dough attracts a wave of deadly pigeons. This pandemic is crazy! You cant get mad at her for not speaking English well. Not feeling comfortable in my own skin. Marilyn Monroe was a celebrity. My mom and I are doing great, just me and her, and a part of me is glad my father left. I cant believe you found me, Kendra. Not a day goes by that I dont think of you. And its weird, because its not like it hurts to say that. (Exaggerated wink.) More than half of the stuff I talked about I still to this day. (Grabs the paper and crumbles it up) Why is this so dang hard!!!! (gulp) Hurry! But in the midst of all excitement Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task of house hunting for Owl. You tell me. The ocean is a scary place and a childs imagination is even scarier. Mom!!! By: Lizzie T., Texas, USA, Age 14 Description: A depressed teenager assures her friend that she will be alrightand her reason is surprisingly simple. He calls them big ideas. If he brings one up, its best to just agree with him, no matter how absurd it sounds. I guess I dont have to tell you the rest. Why me?! Im a liar. Genre: Comedic, (Actor pantomimes washing and drying dishes intermittently during the monologue.). Plus, Eeyores uncertainty about the whole situation makes it harder to understand and all the more amusing because of it. The yeast-its-swelling! Well, I dont think I need to say. I want to breakup with you. Eeyore is a donkey who lives a very sad life. The only explanation I can think of is a sort of ratatouille situation, where theres a shrimp controlling the human cooking the food, but if thats the case the shrimp certainly shouldnt be mentioned in the name of the dish! I wanted to stay in her safe little bubble forever. Grrrr! What should I write? The very cheek of it. Oh I hope nobody answers. On my seat! (Slaps forehead again and makes irritated noise) Jeanine! By: Ethan Roberts, Age 12, Plymouth, England Description: The genie in Aladdin vents his frustrations Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. By: Lindsey A., Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Age 15 Gender:Female Genre:Dramatic Description: A character defends her choices to her former classmates. Yeah, Im in high school. Thats why I fall asleep in your class. Mom had cut it straight across and dad said it should go on the diagonal. Not only that, but I end up losing more than I win. No matter how hard it is for me to admit, because I love my life. My mom says everything will be okay, but I overheard my dad saying to her that it wont. That doesnt seem fair. Im not embarrassed; its just not what youre going to expect.Well, if you really want me to say it. Look, I know there is a lot of evidence pointing towards me, but you have to believe me. Use your head. 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